Gag Gifts for a Dad for a Baby Shower

Men are often nervous and overwhelmed by the prospect of becoming a father. During the time that their mate is pregnant, men experience various thoughts and fears regarding their new baby. It used to be customary for baby showers to be women-only. However, today many couples opt for a joint baby shower involving both parents. You can ease the prospective father's nerves by giving him a gag gift at the shower.

  1. Funny T-shirts

    • Give the new dad a few T-shirts with humorous messages on them. Remember to give him some to wear during the pregnancy and others for after the baby is born. Try, for example, "I don't shoot blanks!" or perhaps a shirt that says "Caution: Sympathetic Morning Sickness in Progress." For after the baby has come, offer a shirt that says "Professional Diaper Changer." Wearing these shirts can lighten the father's mood, as he'll enjoy getting comments when he wears them in public.

    Pee-pee Teepee

    • This clever piece of baby equipment will get a laugh every time, and yet it does come in handy. The Pee-pee Teepee is an apparatus that is shaped like a miniature teepee, and you place it over a baby's diaper area during a diaper change. It is made specifically for a baby boy, but can help for a girl as well. Many people have heard stories of a baby spraying the diaper changer in the face in the time between a dirty diaper's removal and the new one being placed on. Put the Pee-pee Teepee over the baby's diaper area during this time period so that if the baby "sprays," the diaper changer stays dry.

    Diaper Changing Kit

    • Every new dad needs the proper equipment for changing a diaper. Give the dad a diaper changing kit as a gag gift. Fill a gym bag with items including a pair of tongs with a note that specifies that they are for picking up and disposing of a dirty diaper; a clothespin with a note that states that it is for holding one's nose; a box of rubber gloves for use during the changing process; a pair of goggles to keep the eyes from watering; and an apron. If you really wish to be elaborate, include a wet suit for additional comedic effect.

    Ear Plugs

    • Most parents take turns getting up with the baby in the middle of the night. For the nights when the mother is scheduled to get up, give the father a pair of earplugs. Humorous? Yes̵2;and also practical. The prospective dad will get a good laugh, as will all of the guests at the baby shower, and earplugs will assist the dad in getting some sleep during his "nights off."

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