How to Deal With a Pokemon Addict
As every parent knows, once a boy hits the age of six or seven, he's likely to become hooked on Pokemon-those adorable Japanese trading cards featuring imaginatively named critters (for some reason, girls seem to be largely immune to this phenomenon). Since a full-fledged Pokemon jones can drain your bank account faster than an adjustable-rate mortgage, it's important to know how to deal with this habit head on.
Instructions
Set limits. There's so much Pokemon merchandise nowadays-cards, clothes, toys, bedspreads-that being an adult collector (much less a pint-sized fan) is a full-time job. Tell your son that you'll indulge him in one, and only one, product line-so if you agree to buy him cards, he'll have to get his Pokemon figurines from his Grandma (or pay for them out of his own allowance). Set up a "Poke-Allowance." Speaking of allowances, one way for a kid to truly learn the value of a limited-edition Pikachu backpack is to make him pay for it out of his own savings. Instead of buying your son Pokemon cards (or toys, or bedspreads), give him a few dollars a week to spend on the Pokemon merchandise of his choice. (And "a few" means two or three dollars, not a C-note.) Don't yield to the pressure. One secret of the Pokemon craze is that it's equal parts fun and competition-not only do kids like playing with funny-looking cartoon characters, but they try to outdo each other by amassing huge collections or buying hard-to-find items. If your son whines that all his friends at school have the newest Pokemon for Game Boy, a sympathetic "Gee, that's tough" may be your best option. Ration his TV time. Although, technically, manufacturers are no longer allowed to design entire kid's TV shows with the express purpose of selling toys, this oft-ignored rule hasn't affected the Pokemon franchise. If your kid gets especially whiny and needy every time he watches a Pokemon cartoon, don't let him watch Pokemon cartoons (you probably shouldn't let him watch Pokemon cartoons anyway, since they're really half-hour-long commercials). Pray he doesn't graduate to the hard stuff. Now that enterprising adults have figured out a way to get kids hooked on trading cards (and their associated merchandise), the danger doesn't end when your son outgrows Pokemon. Next around the bend is Yu-Gi-Oh, which is best described as Pokemon for the tween set. Now's the time to insist that your son buy his own Yu-Gi-Oh merchandise, because you're not going to, ever, for as long as you live.